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Bella Bea
Member posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 06:16 pm
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Post Number: 1086
Registered: 11-2007
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The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race
again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid
of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so
she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can
bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your
life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier
and
live longer!
Have
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Rob Graves
Moderator posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 06:27 pm
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Post Number: 2164
Registered: 08-2006
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The Mighty Bass (Comic/announcer on the beach) should be interested in this story/joke - it would make a great addition to his "sports news" routine!
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BrenJaLee
Member posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 06:50 pm
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Post Number: 366
Registered: 01-2009
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For the most up-to-date Negril Map go to: http://ohliza.blogspot.com/2008/12/map-of-negril-jamaica.html
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jessa
Member posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 06:53 pm
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Post Number: 1512
Registered: 05-2009
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that is tooo funny!!!!
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Capehatteras
Member posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 08:50 pm
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Post Number: 166
Registered: 05-2008
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Way to go girl , I think Rob liked your joke !
If you think I drive bad , you should see me putt.
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never mind
Member posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 11:30 pm
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Post Number: 622
Registered: 08-2006
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| What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion ? Usually you get an onion with long ears but ever once in awhile you get a piece of ass that will make your eyes water. |
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Dave's not here
Member posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 05:22 am
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Post Number: 433
Registered: 10-2007
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that was great bea
too funny
Dave |
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